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08 April 2007 @ 08:40 pm
[015] Thoughts.  
[OOC: As we are all likely aware, one Hayate Gekkou spent the night with one Yuugao Uzuki, and many things happened, which were generally pleasurable, but it then came to the time when one Hayate Gekkou had to leave. This is his story. Or rather, his thoughts as he walked back, which are highly amusing, at least to Hayate-mun.]

The Life and Times of Hayate Gekkou Immediately Following That (with capital letters) Morning

………………… Oh Lord and Saint Mary. ……I….I.

Oh come on, it's not like I can't even
think it. ……………….. I suppose can't. …Well, I shouldn't. Sort of.

……………………….I really hope no one finds out.

……………………….Or maybe I do?

…WHAT DID I JUST THINK? No, Hayate, no. Breathe. Calm. One, two. Three, four. Five—


Where did that come from? That was just…out of the blue. I'm not getting sick again. Yuugao would get really mad if I did. …Oh no I still hope she doesn't get mad about last night because I'd never done it before and I hope she liked it because I liked it and—

I should stop thinking.

……At least Iruka can't tease me about it anymore.

…Or wait. He's just only going to tease me

Oh please no. Just, no. I do not want Iruka to ask any more invasive questions about my love life.

Wait. I didn't come back last night. And Iruka knows I left for Yuugao's yesterday. That means… oh Lord and Saint Mary
please say he didn't notice or that he's already left for the schoolhouse or maybe he just won't tease me—

Well, it is rather late in the morning. So he shouldn't be there. So. I. …Have about half a day until he comes back and then I'll…

…Not say anything. Yes. Definitely not.

…….I still can't believe I'd, I'd—how had that happened? I'd massaged her, and then she just jumped on me and I was kissing her back and then wait I flipped over and then—

Right. Stop thinking.

—She told me to stop thinking when—

Oh Lord and Saint Mary, stop thinking about that.

*immediately about fifteen NC-17 images cross his mind* ...I guess I can't.

...I'm betting Iruka would say that somehow makes me a real man now. Well, if he does, I'll clobber him. Better yet, if he says anything about this at all, I'll clobber him. …It'd be probably a better idea to just avoid him, though. …Except then he might get suspicious. Alright, just…don't say anything. Yes.

…And just when was I so jumpy?

Oh, here already. And it looks like Iruka's already left, so I'm safe. And maybe if I just work really long hours and carefully do not mention Yuugao he won't say anything.

…Yuugao, why are you looking at me like that?

…Stop looking at me like that.

You are just a cat. A kitten.
Why are you looking at me like that. I didn't do anything! I've just come back after spending a very enjoyable night with Yuugao and—

You. You. Are…smirking?

…Stop that. I can see that Iruka fed you, and you are just a cat, you can't know, you—

……..Oooooh, you had better not give hints to Iruka.

Stop. That. Smirking.

….Fine. Now I am just going to work, and ignore you, and refuse to speak any more of the matter. To anyone. Except maybe Yuugao. …Stop thinking like that, Hayate.

Right. Work.
Hatake Kakashi: heehee porndrunkscarecrow on April 9th, 2007 05:29 am (UTC)
ooc, of course!
Ohhhh poor Hayate. This was hilarious. I hope Iruka DOES tease him. Shamelessly. <3
Hayate Gekkoucrescent_sword on April 9th, 2007 05:54 am (UTC)
Re: ooc, of course!
Oooh, I hope so too, you betcha. >D
Haya Madison・早マジソンsupermadichan on April 9th, 2007 11:26 am (UTC)
Re: ooc, of course!

Oh hee. I giggled all through this. XD

I'm still contemplating what to do with Yuu's next post. I know I she owes you Hayate singing and now that I'm back on good internet I can DO that, but ... hmm.

:3 I'll figure something out. XD
Hatake Kakashidrunkscarecrow on April 9th, 2007 12:21 pm (UTC)
Re: ooc, of course!

Haya Madison・早マジソンsupermadichan on April 9th, 2007 12:36 pm (UTC)
Re: ooc, of course!
Yeah but that doesn't change the fact that I have NO ACCESS TO A PHONE FOR THAT.

I like my way better.
Toboe LoneWolftoboe_lonewolf on April 9th, 2007 01:36 pm (UTC)
Re: ooc, of course!
Well, one way or another... We wants our Hayate teasing, oh yes we do. >D
Kurenai Yuhi: Paradise cityrosepiccadilly on April 9th, 2007 11:40 am (UTC)
OOC like everyone else
OhgodIloveyou. I loled so much through this.

(Oh yes, she's going to ask about the sex lol >D)
Hayate Gekkoucrescent_sword on April 9th, 2007 01:37 pm (UTC)
Re: OOC like everyone else
=D That was the intention.

Hayate: You just like putting me into these situations, don't you.
Hayate-mun: Why, yes.
Hayate: >>